1. If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have? 3 !!!
2. If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be? Dead!
3. 1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?
2nd Eskimo: Alaska
1st Eskimo: Don't bother. I'll ask her myself.
4. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because they are not weekdays!
5. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?
Because he's still living!
6. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?
Because it turns ice into mice!
7. Which month has 28 days? All of them!
8. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries were dead.
9. A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
10. There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? Two birds. The other 3 fly away!
11. Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
12. What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
13. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office"!
14. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter? Envelope!
15. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no-body to go with!
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